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(percussions) 1st verse : E D A E | Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste | Let E D A E | Ring I've been around for long, long years I've stolen many a man's soul and faith | E D A E I was around when Jesus Christ had his moments of doubt and pain E D A E E I made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate Chorus : B B E E Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, B B E E But what's puzzling you, is the nature of my game 2nd verse : E D A E I stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was time for a change E D A E I killed the Tzar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain E D A E E I rode a tank, held a gen'ral's rank, when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank Chorus : B B E E Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, oh yeah B B E E But what's puzzling you, is the nature of my game, oh yeah 3rd verse : E D A E I watched with glee while your kings and queens, fought for ten decades for the gods they made E D A E I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?", when after all it was you and me E D A E So let me please introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and taste E D A E E And I lay traps for troubadours, who get killed before they reach Bombay Chorus : B B E E Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, oh yeah B B E E But what's puzzling you, is the nature of my game, oh yeah Solo : (ooh ooooh...) [E][D][A][E] x4 [E] Chorus : B B E E Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, oh yeah B B E E But what's puzzling you, is the nature of my game, oh yeah 4th verse : E D A E Just as every cop is criminal, and all the sinners, Saints E D A E As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer, 'cause I'm in need of some restraint E D A E So if you meet me, have some courtesy, have some sympathy and some taste E D A E E Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste Chorus : B B E E Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, hum yeah B B E E But what's puzzling you, is the nature of my game, hum yeah Get down... Outro : (ooh ooooh...) [E][D][A][E] x8 (and fade)